Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Ten Ways to Tell If You're Part of the Problem

1.) If you voted for Bush the first time it's excusable. We all make mistakes. If you voted for him the second time you're borderline, after all even he kind of meant to say that we all get fooled once or twice. If you would vote for him a third time if you could, You are part of the problem.

2.) If you live in any state that borders Mexico and think that immigrants from said country don't have a right to live here even though all of those states used to be Mexican property, You are part of the problem.

3.) If you shop at Wal-Mart, well... enough said there, You are Part of the problem.

4.) If you support a war that you have never fought in, You are part of the problem.

5.) If you criticize veterans of said war who dare to speak out, You are not only part of the problem, you're an asshole to boot.

6.) If when asked what the difference is between a Sunni and a Shiite you answer with 'Who cares lets bomb em all!', You are part of the problem.

7.) If you think that religion and science should have equal footing in a science class, You are not only part of the problem, you're an idiot.

8.) If you think that there is a difference between Republicans and Democrats past the campaign slogans and party colors, You are part of the problem.

9.) If you have ever read any of the following authors, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh or Ann Coutler, and didn't want to strangle them after words, You are part of the problem.

And finally...

10.) If you are or you're related to Bush, Cheney, Rove, McCain, Obama, Biden or Palin, You are the problem.

Of course there were a ton of people that belong on that 10th item but I just can't fit them all.

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